Northfaerie

Chapter 2 A/N: Here's the other half of what was once a whole chapter and I sincerely hope that it makes sense. My co-writer and I still don't own the Avengers, but we're working on it. "We're getting an awful lot of strange looks, doesn't S.H.I.E.L.D. own any cars that are a bit more...subtle?" " 'Fraid not, the Commander of transport is rather fond of large, bulletproof vehicles." They began to ascend a hill shortly after leaving the heart of town, the sight that met Bruce at the top nearly took his breath away. Before him stood a four-storey house surrounded by forest with a sheer cliff face at the back.    "You've got to be kidding

Chapter 1- Banner's new house Note: Please read the Prologue!!! Italic means either someone's thoughts or another language. Also, we still don't own the Avengers. One month later. "Um, Dr. Banner, there's someone here to see you, they said it was important." said Anya, the young nurse who had been working with Banner, she appeared to be quite shaken. "I see, did they say their name?" he asked, looking up from his computer. "No...no they didn't, they were dressed very unusually too. Should I send them away?" "No, I'll see them, if I'm right, they won't leave me alone if I don't. Where are they?" "They're in the lobby...you're going to

Authors notes: Hi there, I just finished writing this around midnight so if there are weird inconsistencies, I'm sorry. I'm just a bit tired. We will be reaching a point of "Holy F*ck, author, what did you just do?" relatively soon into the writing of this er...'masterpiece' so yeah, there's your official warning. There will be eventual TonyxBruce so...yay? I dunno, it's gonna be as awkwardly blooming as I can possibly make it so...yeah... Just a word of warning, it is now headcanon that S.H.I.E.L.D. has really crappy coffee machines. Unfortunately, neither I nor my lovely co-writer own this ridiculously awesome franchise/comic/movie/anythin